
OH MY GOD THIS
SO MUCH THIS
Will never not reblog.
Best pun ever.
I will reblog this every time I see it
on account of HOLY SHIT

CG: STRIDER, IF YOU PUT THIS IN THE YEARBOOK I WILL LITERALLY ROCKET INTO THE STRATOSPHERE AND SPACE HAUNT YOUR BUTT CORPSE FOR NO LESS THAN TEN THOUSAND OF YOUR PUNY HUMAN EARTH YEARS.
TC: MaKe SuRe AnD gEt My GoOd SiDe ThIs TiMe, BrO.
AT: }:D
Cementing some Humanstuck headcanons. Short!Kat suddenly remembers why he never walks to school with Tweedle-Dum and Tweedle-Dork; personal space invaders extraordinaire.
Update: 11 year old trans girl lost appeal
The above article is an update. Her mother went to appeal to keep her out of the psychiatric ward and lost. She will be institutionalized because of her expression of her gender. She will be held until she conforms to male gender and then released to foster care, not her mother who was supporting her.
Please, if you haven’t signed the petition, sign it, reblog it, ask your friends to sign it. We’ve managed to get 40K signatures for a pageant model, we’ve only gotten 11K for a little girl about to have her life ruined. Lets get on the ball and spread the word.
I literally just repeated the f-word until I ran out of breath.
Let me catch my breath. I may go on a cursing spree again as soon as I get it back.
Seriously people…
WHY THE FUCK AREN’T PEOPLE REBLOGGING THIS??

It’s unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that.
inspired by this.
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Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)
I’m crying from laughter omg my favorite is Tell me about your woes omg I think I lost my shit on that one
I HAVE TO DEFEND MY HOOD FROM GETTING ATTACKED BY MINIONS AGAIN
this is the sort of thing where I remember it intermittently during the day and just crack up
more like it’s what I always expect but mostly never happens
IMAGINE MY HAPPY SURPRISE :DDDDD


























